Friday Funny

My Dad sent this to me today. I think I'm going to start posting a "Friday Funny"
LOL! on Fridays!

Here goes: (BTW, # 6 is my Favorite!)

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can giveyou a shock. They have to live in caves under the seabecause I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billyage 8)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross theocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blowthe sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said theywould be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. Howdo mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes mywilly shrink. (Kevin age 6)

Check out my new Banner

I must thank Lindsay Teague for her tutorials on how to do this.
NOW, I must learn how to make a cool digital banner so I can
be COOL like all those other famous scrapbookers!

Off to learn more about flickr -- that will replace my
slide that use to be at the top....

More MME swap layouts

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This layout was made by Jenn K
and the photos were taken a few weeks ago
during Jacob's swimming lessons at North Shore Pool.














This layout is from a Sketch swap and was
created by Carrie B. The photos are of Lukas
at Howard Park on Mother's Day.

Even more layouts from past Swaps

Layouts from Chatterbox swap

I just love how these layouts turned out. You ladies did a wonderful JOB!
Thank you!!!

More 8.5 x 11 Layouts from Swaps

Layouts from Scrapyard crop

Here's Jake playing around with Mr Blue.
Used some old Doodlebug and misc ribbons









Here's a great set of Photos of Lukas eating a pickle.
Used some colorful Basic Grey.













Jake with his BIG GRIN.
Used some Chatterbox from
my Kit N Kaboodle kit.

















Luke at the Beach in Jan.
Used some Urban Lily from my ScrapShak Kit.
Awesome, Awesome kits.

3 year old photographer

Ok, so I think my 3 year old is a better photographer than I am.

Here's a little bit of his "work."

Blog challenge - June 12th

This comes from Moments 2 Remember

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name/ street you live on) Lynn 33

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Christine Sprees

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:(first initial of first name, last two or three letters of your last name) Mler


4.. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Blue Dog

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Lynn Shelby


6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name) Escsonmax


7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
nnyl nosrettap

8. PORN STAR NAME: ( pet, street you grew up on) Marley Saddlewood

9. SUPERHERO NAME: (Your favorite color, the automobile you or your parents drive)Blue Montero

Layouts from recent swaps

All of these layouts were designed by members of the Scrappin_Fun Yahoo Group.
I still have a few more to complete and I'll try to share them too.